Is a fictional character whose top priority is to record all the funny and unmeaningful things he says and hears as he goes through life.
Without even knowing it Some of what he has been doing is making and collecting Wellerisms or Apologetic proverbs.
Probably the most famous of all the blindman quotes or Wellerisms is: “I see, said the blind man to his deaf wife as he picked up his hammer and saw”
If you know of a Wellerism and would like to share it please do. Just leave it in a comment.