“That looks good on you!” SaidTheBlindMan” has he felt her big tits

“It gives me something to read” SaidTheBlindMan” when asked why he likes Corduroy pillows

“His name is Bob” SaidTheBlindMan when his psychic friend asked “Who is that?’”

“That’s my leg!” SaidTheBlindMan” to his blind dog standing next to a fire hydrant

“What a sight !” SaidTheBlindMan as the fat woman sang

“Holy Shit” SaidTheBlindMan” as he sniffed the air after slipping in front of a church

“Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” SaidTheBlindMan has he stood next to a 250 pound blonde female bouncer

“Just looking around” SaidTheBlindman when asked why he was spinning his dog in a circle

“Good morning ladies” SaidTheBlindman as he walked past the fish factory

“It didn’t know I was this drunk!” SaidTheBlindMan as he awakened in the bottom of a boat that was leaving the docks after a night of drinking with his sailor friend’s talking parrot.

“Is that Fish I smell?” SaidTheBlindMan to his mute friend as his deaf wife pulled her pants up.

“Let there be light” SaidTheBlindMan has he walked his two legged dog in the dark

“I see Ice Cream “SaidTheBlindMan as his armless friend dished him out some ice cream while the repair man worked on the freezer

“I can see it now” SaidTheBlindMan to the only deaf blogger with a High Res. monitor

“I see” SaidTheBlindMan to the little deaf girl as he stuck his peg leg out to feel if it was raining.

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