“You must be God” SaidtheBlindman upon hearing that the speaker had one eye.
Oct 102011
Feb 222010
Feb 222010
“I see” SaidTheBlindman as he turned off the light and walked into the dark room.
Nov 042009
“let me have a look” SaidTheBlindMan as he ran his hand over the paint chip that his son was feathering out
Nov 042009
“Up and a little to the right” SaidTheBlindMan as he helped adjust the headlights on his daughters van
Oct 172009
“There’s a Hen House in New York?” SaidTheBlindman as he walked past a bingo hall
Oct 172009
“Where’s my blindfold” SaidTheBlindMan” As his turn at the Pinata came up
Oct 082009
“Aren’t you afraid of Madcow?” SaidTheBlindMan to the cow that thought he was a helicopter
Sep 272009
“It gives me something to read” SaidTheBlindMan” when asked why he likes Corduroy pillows
Sep 272009
“His name is Bob” SaidTheBlindMan when his psychic friend asked “Who is that?’”
Sep 272009
“That’s my leg!” SaidTheBlindMan” to his blind dog standing next to a fire hydrant
Sep 242009
“What a sight !” SaidTheBlindMan as the fat woman sang
Sep 202009
“Anyone want to hear a blonde joke?” SaidTheBlindMan has he stood next to a 250 pound blonde female bouncer
Sep 202009
“Just looking around” SaidTheBlindman when asked why he was spinning his dog in a circle
Sep 182009
“It didn’t know I was this drunk!” SaidTheBlindMan as he awakened in the bottom of a boat that was leaving the docks after a night of drinking with his sailor friend’s talking parrot.
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