“What a sight !” SaidTheBlindMan as the fat woman sang
“Holy Shit” SaidTheBlindMan” as he sniffed the air after slipping in front of a church
“Just looking around” SaidTheBlindman when asked why he was spinning his dog in a circle
“Good morning ladies” SaidTheBlindman as he walked past the fish factory
“It didn’t know I was this drunk!” SaidTheBlindMan as he awakened in the bottom of a boat that was leaving the docks after a night of drinking with his sailor friend’s talking parrot.
“Is that Fish I smell?” SaidTheBlindMan to his mute friend as his deaf wife pulled her pants up.
“Let there be light” SaidTheBlindMan has he walked his two legged dog in the dark
“I see Ice Cream “SaidTheBlindMan as his armless friend dished him out some ice cream while the repair man worked on the freezer
“I can see it now” SaidTheBlindMan to the only deaf blogger with a High Res. monitor
“I see” SaidTheBlindMan to the little deaf girl as he stuck his peg leg out to feel if it was raining.
“I see,” SaidTheBlindMan to the deaf-mute over the telephone.
“I see!” SaidTheBlindMan to the deaf woman who nodded her head to the young boy who
was dumb but not blind or deaf.
“‘I See!” SaidTheBlindMan to the deaf man as the lame man walked by”
“I see” SaidTheBlindMan to the deaf mute as they watched the roaring river in silence.”


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