Said The Blindman http://saidtheblindman.com SaidTheBlindMan is a collection of Wellerisms and Meaningless Quotes Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:13:54 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 You Must be God http://saidtheblindman.com/2011/10/10/you-must-be-god.html http://saidtheblindman.com/2011/10/10/you-must-be-god.html#comments Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:13:54 +0000 BlindMan http://saidtheblindman.com/?p=200 “You must be God” SaidtheBlindman upon hearing that the speaker had one eye.

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“We must be nearing the pig farm” SaidTheBlindman as they walked past the local gym.

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]]> http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/12/08/looking-at-pussy.html/feed 0 Sanding http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/11/04/sanding.html http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/11/04/sanding.html#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:55:00 +0000 BlindMan http://saidtheblindman.com/?p=168 “let me have a look” SaidTheBlindMan as he ran his hand over the paint chip that his son was feathering out

]]> http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/11/04/sanding.html/feed 0 Headlights http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/11/04/headlights.html http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/11/04/headlights.html#comments Thu, 05 Nov 2009 04:52:20 +0000 BlindMan http://saidtheblindman.com/?p=166 “Up and a little to the right” SaidTheBlindMan as he helped adjust the headlights on his daughters van

]]> http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/11/04/headlights.html/feed 0 Hen House http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/17/hen-house.html http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/17/hen-house.html#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:23:48 +0000 BlindMan http://saidtheblindman.com/?p=163 “There’s a Hen House in New York?” SaidTheBlindman as he walked past a bingo hall

]]> http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/17/hen-house.html/feed 0 Blindfold http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/17/blindfold.html http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/17/blindfold.html#comments Sat, 17 Oct 2009 16:19:25 +0000 BlindMan http://saidtheblindman.com/?p=160 “Where’s my blindfold” SaidTheBlindMan” As his turn at the Pinata came up

]]> http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/17/blindfold.html/feed 0 Mad Cow http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/08/mad-cow.html http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/08/mad-cow.html#comments Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:48:16 +0000 BlindMan http://saidtheblindman.com/?p=156 “Aren’t you afraid of Madcow?” SaidTheBlindMan to the cow that thought he was a helicopter

]]> http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/10/08/mad-cow.html/feed 0 Looks good on you http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/09/27/looks-good-on-you.html http://saidtheblindman.com/2009/09/27/looks-good-on-you.html#comments Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:07:46 +0000 BlindMan http://saidtheblindman.com/?p=147 “That looks good on you!” SaidTheBlindMan” has he felt her big tits

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